Geogache · The Registry of Amorous Topography

Recent Discoveries

Filed by our network of itinerant cartographers.

The Honour Roll

Most decorated explorers, by volume of contributions.

A Modest Proposal

Three steps to immortalise the impromptu.

i.

Greet our discreet bot

Open Telegram. Find @GeogachingBot. Send /start and choose a nom de plume — your real handle stays under lock and key.
ii.

Drop a pin, gracefully

Use Telegram's location share to mark the scene. Add a one‑line dispatch if the moment moves you. The bot files it under your alias.
iii.

Behold the atlas

Your contribution joins our ever‑expanding map of human curiosity. No names. No selfies. Just a small, knowing dot on the world.

A note on conduct

Geogache is a satirical art project. We celebrate consenting adults and the absurdity of the human condition. Be kind, be safe, be lawful in your jurisdiction, and please — for the love of all things — do not attempt anything depicted on the BBC nature documentaries.